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Sat, Jun. 7th, 2003, 04:13 pm
HEHEEHEHAHAHAHA ....thought these were funny..

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.
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>Man who run in front of car get tired.
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>Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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>Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
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>Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
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>Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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>Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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>Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
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>Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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>Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
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>Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
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>War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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>Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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>Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
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>It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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>Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
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>Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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>Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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>Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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>Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
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>Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

Fri, Jul. 25th, 2003 09:23 pm (UTC)
snshnmnkygrl

Yeah bite me